The Tao of Oni (or fat guys rants)

Ænema

Some say the end is near. 
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon. 
I certainly hope we will. 
I sure could use a vacation from this 
bull-shit three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of 
Freaks here in this, hopeless fucking, hole we call LA. 
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. 
Any fucking time. 
Any fucking day. 
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and 
Fret for your latte and 
Fret for your lawsuit and 
Fret for your hairpiece and 
Fret for your prozac and 
Fret for your pilot and 
Fret for your contract and 
Fret for your car. 
It’s a bull-shit three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of 
freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA. 
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. 
Any fucking time. 
Any fucking day. 
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay. 

Some say a comet will fall from the sky. 
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. 
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. 
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. 
Some say the end is near. 
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon. 
I certainly hope we will 
I sure could use a vacation from this 
stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit… 
One great big festering neon distraction, 
I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied. 
(Learn to swim. 3x)
Mom’s gonna fix it all soon. 
Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee. 

(Learn to swim. 8x)
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. 
Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. 
(Learn to swim. 8x)
Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. 
Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. 
(Learn to swim. 8x)
Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas. 
Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses. 
(Learn to swim. 8x)
Cuz I’m praying for rain 
and I’m praying for tidal waves 
I wanna see the ground give way. 
I wanna watch it all go down. 
Mom please flush it all away. 
I wanna see it go right in and down. 
I wanna watch it go right in. 
Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay. 

Time to bring it down again. 
Don’t just call me pessimist. 
Try and read between the lines. 
I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t 
Welcome any change, my friend. 
I wanna see it come down. 
(Suck it down. 2x)
Flush it down.

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letssaynotonormal:

metallicaofficial:

i used to be super into offensive humor but now im not and its making it very hard to hang out with my friends who love to make misogynistic or racist jokes and i blame tumblr dot com

I honestly can’t relate. I’ve been on tumblr for around two years now and I still love offensive jokes. I’m proud to say tumblr has not changed me :)

it did change me. Better or for worse.

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits